{"product_id":"fabric-cool-shower-curtains","title":"Fabric Cool Shower Curtains","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Grizzly Bear Riding a Shark Through a Blue Wave\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is one cut of these fabric cool shower curtains and the composition is built for exactly that square: a brown grizzly bear, roaring, riding astride a great white shark as it launches out of a breaking wave, the whole thing photographed in bright daylight against a wall of turquoise water and white spray. The bear is centred, the shark angles diagonally across the lower half, and the wave curls up behind them to fill the top corners. Everything is composited from real photographs rather than drawn, which is precisely what makes it funny: the fur is wet, the water is sharp, and the absurdity is played completely straight. At 71 inches square nothing important falls off the edges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 71 x 71 inches (width x height), one cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: woven polyester, photographic composite print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: turquoise, white spray, brown and grey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeader: 12 silver-tone metal grommets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncluded: 12 reinforced hooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTreatment: water-repellent, stain and mildew resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash at 86°F\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComposition: full-bleed, centred subject\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Panel That Gets Talked About\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt belongs in a shared house, a teenager's bathroom or a downstairs cloakroom where the job is to make visitors laugh rather than to coordinate with the tile. The bright turquoise keeps it feeling summery rather than juvenile, so plain white towels and nothing else is the correct treatment. It is the least serious thing among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-shower-curtains\"\u003efunny shower curtains\u003c\/a\u003e, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/coolest-shower-curtains\"\u003eCoolest Shower Curtains\u003c\/a\u003e panel plays the same deadpan animal joke at close range.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mon Rideau De Douche","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58622122557824,"sku":"22307007-20340-180-180cm","price":75.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/2020\/5440\/files\/fabric-cool-shower-curtains_1.jpg?v=1785915302","url":"https:\/\/shower-curtains.com\/products\/fabric-cool-shower-curtains","provider":"Shower Curtains","version":"1.0","type":"link"}