{"product_id":"manly-shower-curtains","title":"Manly Shower Curtains","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Bulldog in a Fedora With a Cigar and a Brandy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Manly Shower Curtains photograph an English bulldog stretched out on a black leather armchair, wearing a straw fedora, a lit cigar clamped in its jaw with a real thread of smoke rising, and a balloon glass of brandy held between its front paws. Behind the chair is a grey damask wall in soft focus, which is what keeps the whole thing looking like a portrait sitting rather than a cut-out gag. Everything in the frame is genuinely photographed and then composited, so the fur, the leather and the glass all carry the same light, and that consistency is why the joke survives being seen every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: 35 x 71, 47 x 71, 59 x 71, 71 x 71 and 71 x 79 inches (width x height)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: woven polyester fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeader: 12 silver-tone metal grommets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncluded: 12 hooks in the pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash at 86 F\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: stain-resistant and mildew-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTreatment: repels water, resists stains and mildew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImage: composited photographic portrait of a dog\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackground: grey damask wall, thrown out of focus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHumour That Holds Up in a Guest Bathroom\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA single funny image works best where people meet it once rather than every morning, which makes this a downstairs cloakroom or a guest bathroom rather than a main one. Grey tile and black fittings echo the chair and the wall behind the dog without repeating them. Other panels in this vein are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grey-shower-curtains\"\u003egrey shower curtains\u003c\/a\u003e, and for a different animal treated with the same straight face there is the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/animal-shower-curtain\"\u003eAnimal Shower Curtain\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mon Rideau De Douche","offers":[{"title":"35\" x 71\"","offer_id":58622142644608,"sku":"23375258-90w-x-180h","price":86.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"47\" x 71\"","offer_id":58622142677376,"sku":"23375258-120w-x-180h","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"59\" x 71\"","offer_id":58622142710144,"sku":"23375258-150w-x-180h","price":91.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"71\" x 71\"","offer_id":58622142742912,"sku":"23375258-180w-x-180h","price":97.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"71\" x 79\"","offer_id":58622142775680,"sku":"23375258-180w-x-200h","price":102.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/2020\/5440\/files\/manly-shower-curtains_1.jpg?v=1785915811","url":"https:\/\/shower-curtains.com\/products\/manly-shower-curtains","provider":"Shower Curtains","version":"1.0","type":"link"}