{"product_id":"red-blue-shower-curtain","title":"Red Blue Shower Curtain","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Kitten Pushing Through a Torn Union Flag\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis red blue shower curtain is a single visual gag done properly: a tabby kitten with oversized amber eyes has burst head and paws through a Union flag, the fabric torn in a rough triangle around it with the edges curling back. The flag fills the whole panel behind, its red, white and blue rendered flat and saturated so the animal's brown fur reads warm against it. Nothing else is on the panel. The eyes are the sharpest thing on the panel and sit almost exactly at the centre, which is what makes the image land before you have registered the flag behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: 35 x 71, 59 x 71, 71 x 71 and 71 x 79 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: woven polyester fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColorway: flag red, white and blue with tabby brown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: kitten breaking through a torn flag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeader: 12 metal grommets, silver-tone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncluded: 12 hooks supplied\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTreatment: anti-stain and anti-mildew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater behavior: water-repellent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash at 86 degrees Fahrenheit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Joke That Works in a Guest Cloakroom\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA one-line joke suits a downstairs cloakroom, where a visitor sees it once and remembers it, better than a bathroom you stand in every morning. It belongs with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-shower-curtains\"\u003efunny shower curtains\u003c\/a\u003e, and if the humour lands but you would rather not have a flag on the wall the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bright-coloured-shower-curtains\"\u003eBright Coloured Shower Curtains\u003c\/a\u003e panel keeps the animal and loses the backdrop. It also suits a teenager's bathroom, where a joke ages better than a decorative print does.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mon Rideau De Douche","offers":[{"title":"35\" x 71\"","offer_id":58622093820288,"sku":"36200921-tz170548-90x180cm","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"59\" x 71\"","offer_id":58622093853056,"sku":"36200921-tz170548-150x180cm","price":68.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"71\" x 71\"","offer_id":58622093885824,"sku":"36200921-tz170548-180x180cm","price":76.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"71\" x 79\"","offer_id":58622093918592,"sku":"36200921-tz170548-180x200cm","price":85.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/2020\/5440\/files\/red-blue-shower-curtain_1.jpg?v=1785914769","url":"https:\/\/shower-curtains.com\/products\/red-blue-shower-curtain","provider":"Shower Curtains","version":"1.0","type":"link"}