Black restroom pictograms on lime green with a man climbing the divider

Cool Shower Curtains for Guys

35" x 71"
$59.00
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Black restroom pictograms on lime green with a man climbing the divider
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Cool Shower Curtains for Guys

$59.00
Two black restroom pictograms on flat acid green, with one figure leaning over to look at the other.
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  • 35 to 71-inch widths
  • Flat acid-green ground
  • Two large black figures
  • 12 hooks supplied

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Description

Restroom Figures on Acid Green

Cool shower curtains for guys does not get more direct than this: the standard black restroom pictograms stand on a flat acid-green ground, except the male figure is leaning over to peer at the female one. The two shapes are the only elements on the panel, printed large and centred, and the green is a single flat colour with no shading or gradient anywhere behind them. Neither figure carries any detail beyond the standard silhouette, which is what makes the lean read immediately from the doorway rather than needing a second look.

  • Sizes: 35 x 71, 59 x 71, 71 x 71 and 71 x 79 inches
  • Material: woven polyester fabric
  • Header: 12 silver-tone metal eyelets
  • Included: 12 hooks supplied
  • Print: two black restroom pictograms on flat green
  • Treatment: water-repellent, stain-resistant and mildew-resistant
  • Care: machine wash at 86 F

A Joke That Works Best in a Guest Bathroom

This is a downstairs cloakroom or a guest bathroom panel rather than a main one, because a single joke on a flat green ground is funny the first ten times and then it is furniture. White tile keeps it sharp, and one black towel is all the styling it can take. It sits with the stall shower curtains where the narrow cut belongs, and for a comic panel that is easier to live with day to day the Cutest Shower Curtains uses an animal instead. Because the ground is a single flat colour, the panel takes a rinse and a wipe better than a photographic print, which matters in a room that gets heavy use.

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  • Delivery — 5–8 business days worldwide
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Exchange & Return

You have 30 days from delivery to return your item — no explanation needed. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and returned complete in their original packaging.

To start a return or exchange, just contact us with your order number and reason. We'll send you the instructions, and return shipping is free.

If you'd prefer a different size or color, exchanges are available on request, subject to availability.

Refunds are issued within 14 days of inspection, back to your original payment method. If your item arrives defective or doesn't match its description, we cover all shipping costs and you choose between a replacement or a full refund.

Questions? Reach us at hello@shower-curtains.com.

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In real bathrooms

See how it hangs.

Need help?

Questions, answered.

Yes. The pair is scaled down to the cut rather than cropped, so a 35-inch stall panel still shows the whole joke.

Bright. It is a flat acid green with no shading, closer to a warning sign than to a sage or olive, so it will be the loudest thing in the room.

The joke is mild but it is a joke about looking. In a family bathroom most people put it downstairs instead, which is where it usually ends up.

Still have a question? Write to us at hello@shower-curtains.com

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