Vintage Black and White Shower Curtain
Vintage Black and White Shower Curtain
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Description
A Bespectacled Stag in a Breton Stripe, Drawn in Pencil
The Vintage Black and White Shower Curtain draws a stag from the chest up: full antlers, round dark-rimmed glasses, and a horizontally striped sailor top, all rendered in soft graphite on bare white with visible hatching in the fur and a few loose strokes left unfinished at the shoulders. There is no colour anywhere and no background, so the joke lands quietly rather than shouting. It is the drawing style that keeps it out of novelty territory: this is a portrait, drawn properly, of an animal in clothes.
- Sizes: 35 x 71, 47 x 71, 59 x 71, 71 x 71 and 71 x 79 inches (width x height)
- Material: woven polyester fabric
- Header: 12 silver-tone metal grommets
- Included: 12 hooks in the pack
- Finish: stain-resistant and mildew-resistant
- Care: machine wash at 86 F
- Treatment: water-repellent, stain and mildew resistant
- Artwork: graphite-style portrait, monochrome throughout
- Ground: unprinted white behind the figure
Wit Without Colour in a Shared Bathroom
A monochrome drawing is the safest way to put humour in a bathroom that adults and children share, because it never competes with a colour scheme and it does not date the way a bright cartoon does. Hang it against white or grey tile with black fittings, and let a single mustard or navy towel supply the only colour in the room. Related monochrome panels are collected in our black and white shower curtains, and for a hard graphic in the same two tones there is the Black and White Bathroom Shower Curtain.
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Exchange & Return
You have 30 days from delivery to return your item — no explanation needed. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and returned complete in their original packaging.
To start a return or exchange, just contact us with your order number and reason. We'll send you the instructions, and return shipping is free.
If you'd prefer a different size or color, exchanges are available on request, subject to availability.
Refunds are issued within 14 days of inspection, back to your original payment method. If your item arrives defective or doesn't match its description, we cover all shipping costs and you choose between a replacement or a full refund.
Questions? Reach us at hello@shower-curtains.com.
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In real bathrooms
See how it hangs.
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Questions, answered.
Head, antlers and shoulders, cut off around the chest as a portrait would be. The striped top is visible for only a few inches below the neck, which is part of why the joke reads as understated.
The front only. The reverse shows a very faint ghost of the image with none of the hatching, so hang it with the stag facing into the room.
Overwhelmingly funny, in practice. The expression is calm and the glasses read as studious rather than strange, and the soft pencil handling keeps it from being sharp or cartoonish.
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